priest: please turn your bibles to luke 4:20
luke: aaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
priest: aaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
god: aaaaayyyyyyyyy

alaudas:

x

DIY cat beds for ur cat friends

wannagetsomeboba:

the thug lyfe chose me

wannagetsomeboba:

the thug lyfe chose me

are children small, or just far away?

THIS IS ME

woodmeat:

-nirvana-fan-:

woodmeat:

she succ me thru my boxers

Why don’t you learn proper english sir

shut the fuck out my face

think about this, you can never go to the moon no matter how much you walk but if you turn 180 degrees, you’re facing away from the giant thing compared to you